Me: Stay in your bed, or no Peppa in the morning.
Coo: Wellllll then, I will just watch Mickey.
Me: You have to obey.
Coo: I want an obey, Mommy. I want an obey!! Give me an obey!!
Coo: Baby sissy and I are married, Mommy. We are married.
Coo: When I was your age, and you were my age, I use to rock you like a little baby.
Coo: Mommy, that is a beautiful green dress. You look magnificient. Mommy, you gotta baby in your tummy?
Me: Um, no.
Coo: This is how you be a stylish girl, Mommy. I look soooo beautiful.
Old friend we run into at the store: Ya’ll should come over and play sometime soon.
Coo: Yeah we should we should. Well, what kind of toys do you have? You gotta trampoline?
Coo: When I am big like you, I will be a Mommy, and then there will be two mommies. AND I WILL GET TO WEAR GLASSES AND A RETAINER LIKE YOU!!!!!!
Coo: You be Ana, Mommy. And I’ll be, Elsa. You be Ana. You be Ana. I’m going to ask one more time and then you are going to time out.
Coo: Only boys have outies, Mommy.
Coo: God made me, Mommy. He made me in my church.
Me: “I have a question for you.’
Coo: “I want question. I want a question. To eat. In my mouth.”
Coo: “Mommy, who is God’s mommy?”
Coo: “Mommy, I was calling and calling and calling for you. It was very important that you come quickly.”
Coo: I have a boo boo, Mommy, right here, right here.
Me: On your forehead?
Coo: No, on my five six head.
Coo: Don’t do that, baby sissy, I done told you.
Me: What did you say?
Coo: I said I done told her, Mommy. I done told her.